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Dick Santorum

from Into The World by Jive Ass Yuppies

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Vote Dick Santorum for 2016!!!

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Rick Santorum, I saw him in the planetarium
He was plotting his way back to his planet in outer space
Where there’s homophobes and racists galore
To us it’s call hell, but to him it’s his home
Rick Santorum, a potential candidate
For our presidential race
He’ll give our planet great disgrace
But he doesn’t care, he just wants to take over the world.

He's a shitty alien, you can see it in his ways
He's not like us and he's straight up from outer space
With his bullshit morals and a creepy disguise
There's no way in hell that he only has two eyes
ANd because of the things he sees, he doesn't function like a human being
He is going to destroy our fucking planet!

Rick Santorum, I knew that he was off
No one thinks the things he does, talks the way he talks
You can tell his mind is out in space, that's where he belongs
He's an alien I tell you, I know I'm not wrong
Rick Santorum, your gig is up, your disguise is no more
So much for starting an intergalactic war
We see right through your policies they make no fucking sense
Go back to your home planet, you crappy alien

He's a shitty alien, you can see it in his ways
He's not like us and he's straight up from outer space
With his bullshit morals and a crappy disguise
There's no way in hell that he only has two eyes
And because of the things he sees, he doesn't function like a human being
He is going to destroy our fucking planet!

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from Into The World, released June 12, 2015

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Jive Ass Yuppies Honolulu, Hawaii

Folk-Punk artist originating from Oahu, Hawaii. Currently in Denver, Colorado. Raw sounds with powerful lyrics. Ha. Just kidding. Some of this might just make you cry.

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